For the past few weeks I was actively involved in conducting Technical interviews for the company I work and for a Friend’s company. Some guys were very passionate about programming and others were passionate about the salary drawn by progammers in India. Below are few funny and interesting conversations I had with few candidates who belong to the “Why the hell are you here?” category.
Me : Can you explain DLL hell?
Candidate : When we compile ASP.net projects they get saved as DLLs and this folder is called as DLL hell?
Me [Thiking] : Why the hell are you here?
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Me : Can you explain about your “Online movie ticket booking” website and how you used AJAX?
Candidate : Actually I worked in the admin module which do not have AJAX.
Me : OK so can you explain about the admin module?
Candidate : Yeah admin module has this.. blah blah…..
Me : OK! What was the size of the team?
Candidate : one

Me : Can you explain AJAX?
Candidate : AJAX? yeah it used for designing web pages. Since its done in xml its very easy to maintain
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Me : How do you rate yourself with javascript knowledge? (in a scale of 1 – 10)
Candidate : 9
Me : 9 out of 10? Great. Can you write a javascript code to validate an email field?
Candidate : hmmmm… i would rate myself as 3 out of 10
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Me : What do you know about CMMI level 1,2,3,4,5?
Candidate : There is no cmm level 1,2,3,4. (i mising from cmmi). There is only CMM level 5.
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Me : What is an application server
Candidate : Application server is nothing but an imaginary concept of Webserver and Databse server.
Me [thinking] : You seriously have some “imaginary” problem.
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Me : What is DCOM?
Candidate : Dynamic COmmunication Model.
Me : Oh?? What is COM+ ?
Candidate : Communication Model with more speed.
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Me : Can you tell us about your knowledg in AJAX?
Candidate : Oh AJAX?? its VS 2008 stuff!.. I know it very well. just a drag and drop control…..
Me : OK. So can we develop AJAX applications in ASP or PHP?
Candidate : No way .. there is no AJAX control
Me [Thinking] : Microsoft is seriously spoiling the programmers
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Me : Which do you think is more effective, server side validation or client side validation?
Candidate : Of course client side using vb…. No need to go to server for valdation and its very fast and if you use Visual studio no code is required
Me [thinking] : Thank god atleast we have a “server side” validation (in the name of technical interview) in the recruitment process.
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Me : You said you are working with VS 2003. How do you rate yourself in .net?
Candidate : 7 out of 10
Me : Great! Why are you not using VS 2008 which is the lastest verion?
Candidate : What? we have VS 2008? I thought 2005 is the latest version.
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Me : In your previous project, how did you show data to the user?
Candidate : I used AJAX
Me : OK? What all process you used for data handling?
Candidate : AJAX
Me : How did you manage to send SMS? Using http or smpp?
Candidate : AJAX
Me [Thinking] : God give me a break!
Do you have any funny experiences like these? oh BTW did I tell you that some of these guys were 2+ years experienced in .net ?
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